Each week on the show, we pretend to view movies and give our pretend reviews of upcoming movies. Here’s a look at our thoughts on this week’s releases!
Dear John
A soldier home on leave falls for a conservative college girl, but when he re-enlists, time and distance take a toll on the young lovers.
John wouldn’t go see this movie as it’s one of those, as Whitters put it, chick flicks. Well, he’d see it if the ending turned out that the guy snapped and ended up shooting people at the local 7-Eleven. Whitters would see the movie because it’s “another one of those movies with an amazing song in the trailer.”
From Paris With Love
John Travolta stars as a wisecracking, fast-shooting, high-ranking U.S. agent who’s sent to France to stop a terrorist attack.
Both John and Whitters are on the fence on this one. John would see it because it looks like it’s a fun kind of bang bang shoot-m up movie, but not really sure if he’d see it. Whitters would probably go for the same reasons, but only if someone else wanted to take her.