Each week on the show, we pretend to view movies and give our pretend reviews of upcoming movies.
Seeing as Whitters has technical issues this week, and Bubbles was working, sitting in was DrCruelty. Here’s a look at our thoughts on this week’s releases!
The Spy Next Door
Jackie Chan is an undercover superspy who must protect the family next door when one of the kids downloads a top-secret code.
The tenor of the conversation for this movie didn’t fare too well, as both DrCruelty and John started reviewing another movie altogether. That’s probably a safe bet that neither of them would see this movie, right?
The Book of Eli
Denzel Washington fights his way across a post-apocalyptic wasteland to protect a book that holds the key to humanity’s future.
DrCruelty started referring to the fact that there were several other movies similar to this, and asked if we haven’t seen enough of them yet. John brought up that Milla Jovovich is coming back this summer with another Resident Evil movie and that based on the previous three, she might just be naked throughout the whole damn thing. Another bet that they wouldn’t see The Book of Eli, either.